So, like, Halloween is the new Christmas. This means that you might want to start thinking about getting in the habit of givin' folks Halloween gifts. You know it is going to happen. Deny all you want, but it's the inevitable next step in holiday evolution. It's even part of the big federal bailout package: By making Halloween a major gift-giving holiday, Congress hopes to create one enormous shopping season that starts mid-August and extends until the tail end of the first week of January. Well, that's what I've heard.
To get into practice, you should buy me the awesomer than awesome "Thriller was Documentary" tee from Seibei pictured above. Seriously. It's okay. I'll be your spotter while you limber up the old shopping muscles. No need to thank me. XL please; we at ANTSS are currently undergoing a major man-scaping and he-decorating project, but we're not quite at L just yet.