News: You think that's scary? Wait until you see the caterer's bill.

Alright Screamers and Screamettes. I'm going to be signing off for just a week and some change. Your host with the vowel-deficient Internet handle is getting married. That's right, married! Can you wrap your noodle around that? Somebody want's CRwM to hang around for like forever! I find it hard to believe myself, but it is the double truth, Ruth.

After my wife-to-be become my wife-who-is and we do a little honeymoon action, I'll be back. Until then, dear readers, be cool to one another and stay classy.