Showing posts with label cockles. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cockles. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Stuff: Gift of the MaAARRGHHH!

From Tor via the fine folks at SoHo's McNally Jackson bookstore, a little Christmas cheer.



If that doesn't warm the cockles of your heart, then you may not have cockles. Acockletic individuals may experience the following symptoms: Discomfort, pressure, heaviness, or pain in the chest, arm or below the breastbone; discomfort radiating to the back, jaw, throat or arm; fullness, indigestion or choking feeling (may feel like heartburn); sweating, nausea, vomiting or dizziness; extreme weakness, anxiety or shortness of breath; and rapid or irregular heartbeats. See your doctor immediately.

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: And Now the Screaming Starts is for entertainment purposes only. Health information received on the site does not constitute medical advice. ANTSS is not designed to and does not provide medical advice, professional diagnosis, opinion, treatment or services to you or to any other individual. ANTSS does not recommend or endorse any specific tests, products, procedures, opinions or other information that may be provided on the linked websites. Though, dude, if you don't have cockles, then you're totally going to die unless you get to a doctor. If I were you, I'd be panicked already.