It was a close race that ultimately came down to a choice between a touching and heart-felt ode to notable actor and a haiku that mentioned carrot rape. And carrot rape won out in the end. Because, I think, that's how Basho would have wanted it.
The books go to Screamin' Dave!
Thank you Screamin' Sasquatchan and Screamin' Cattleworks (especially for your innovative Alien life-cycle series) for sounding off. And Scared of the Television – who is actually my old lady and was therefore disqualified – thanks for the poem anyway.
Woo hoo! It just goes to show that sodomy makes everything better.
ReplyDeleteTo show I'm a good loser, I hope the books are lost in the christmas shuffle at the PO, dave.
ReplyDeleteScreamin' Sasquatchan:
ReplyDeleteSpoken like a true gentleman competitor.
I'm being EXTRA gentlemanly by ranting impotently in a whole post on my blog.
ReplyDeleteOf course, I'm still working on it...
I suck.
I mean, I'm pissed!
I mean, I had fun counting syllables!
Seriously!
Sorry I haven't groused.. uh, commented sooner but life crap has been interfering.
Screamin' cattleworks,
ReplyDeleteI got your email. I'm sorry to hear about all the medical craziness that happened over the holidays.
Hope you and yours are doing okay.