There's a shocking number of videos that appear on Youtube when you search the with the terms "turkey attack." Seriously, they freakin' hate us. I don't even like turkey, but now I'm thinking that we're in a "it's us or them" situation.
Jeez whiz. This Thanksgiving, ANTSS expects every man to do his duty! Even you vegan types, swallow your arrogant self-important sense of moral superiority and lend your hand to the Great Fight! Let's give these turkeys hell.
Happy Thanksgiving to all the Screamin' regulars, anybody stopping by for the first time, and you, dear read, yes you.