Going out on a limb and serving that miniscule niche market that enjoys zombies and zombie-related merch, the folks at e-zombie.com allow the tireless zombiphile the means to express his love for mindless brain-eaters orthographically.
These fine folks have produced a zombie-based font that renders your words in a series of zombies posed into lettering.
My standing dislike of all things relating to the overplayed zombie-phenom aside, this is actually pretty neat. Here's the whole alphabet, undead-style:
The zombies are designed by Cleveland-based podcaster Len Peralta.