tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34993991.post116621562741843073..comments2023-10-05T07:46:44.392-04:00Comments on And Now the Screaming Starts: Contest: Horror haiku.CRwMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07896615209770501945noreply@blogger.comBlogger13125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34993991.post-1166812225160534222006-12-22T13:30:00.000-05:002006-12-22T13:30:00.000-05:00This contest is officially over.I'll post the name...This contest is officially over.<BR/><BR/>I'll post the name of the winner in the next entry.CRwMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07896615209770501945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34993991.post-1166807029124475492006-12-22T12:03:00.000-05:002006-12-22T12:03:00.000-05:00Face-hugger/ALIENTwo-fisted death gripSprung on cu...Face-hugger/ALIEN<BR/><BR/>Two-fisted death grip<BR/>Sprung on curious Kane, with<BR/>Deep throating “welcome!”<BR/><BR/><BR/>Chest-burster/ALIEN<BR/><BR/>Uninvited guest<BR/>Suddenly exits rudely<BR/>Kane’s worst week ever<BR/><BR/><BR/>ALIEN<BR/><BR/>Hans Rudi’s brainspawn:<BR/>Obscene bio-mechanics<BR/>Predatory idAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34993991.post-1166799152413923882006-12-22T09:52:00.000-05:002006-12-22T09:52:00.000-05:00JASON:Ultimate mom’s boy-not tied to bloody apron-...JASON:<BR/><BR/>Ultimate mom’s boy-<BR/>not tied to bloody apron-<BR/>but twisted tree’s fruit<BR/><BR/>Secretly watching<BR/>He waits to make it three-way<BR/>Machete erect <BR/><BR/>Dream: ice, like red slush;<BR/>His stick- a human skewer.<BR/>He gets the shut-out!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34993991.post-1166727327148474052006-12-21T13:55:00.000-05:002006-12-21T13:55:00.000-05:00JACK FROSTSerial killerAcid made you fuse with sno...JACK FROST<BR/><BR/>Serial killer<BR/>Acid made you fuse with snow<BR/>Ain't fuckin' Frosty!<BR/><BR/>Scaring the neighbors<BR/>Raping with your carrot nose<BR/>Christmas came early<BR/><BR/>Is it cold in here?<BR/>Look out, Jack! That cop's not dumb<BR/>Beware antifreezeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34993991.post-1166726899912318172006-12-21T13:48:00.000-05:002006-12-21T13:48:00.000-05:00CHUCKYLittle psychopathI love your OshKosh B'goshB...CHUCKY<BR/><BR/>Little psychopath<BR/>I love your OshKosh B'gosh<BR/>But not your sequelsAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34993991.post-1166708858190024072006-12-21T08:47:00.000-05:002006-12-21T08:47:00.000-05:00Jenifer /Dario Argento’s JENIFERThe flesh that bri...Jenifer /Dario Argento’s JENIFER<BR/><BR/>The flesh that brings lust?<BR/>Or the face that finds mercy?<BR/>Can you pass her test?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34993991.post-1166564949798286752006-12-19T16:49:00.000-05:002006-12-19T16:49:00.000-05:00Sasquatchan,Nice one. A timely tribute.Sasquatchan,<BR/><BR/>Nice one. A timely tribute.CRwMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07896615209770501945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34993991.post-1166540142772415962006-12-19T09:55:00.000-05:002006-12-19T09:55:00.000-05:00The MonsterPeter Boyle diesNo more puttin on the i...The Monster<BR/><BR/>Peter Boyle dies<BR/>No more puttin on the iiitz<BR/>No love for RaymondAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34993991.post-1166385671407477922006-12-17T15:01:00.000-05:002006-12-17T15:01:00.000-05:00The Devil/ ROSEMARY’S BABYI’m bad, that’s my rep.I...The Devil/ ROSEMARY’S BABY<BR/><BR/>I’m bad, that’s my rep.<BR/>I knocked up ol’ Blue Eyes’ frau<BR/>Just because I COULD.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Michael Myers/ HALLOWEEN<BR/><BR/>The night HE came home,<BR/>Was he consciously stalking<BR/>MARION CRANE’S child?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34993991.post-1166310127671889112006-12-16T18:02:00.000-05:002006-12-16T18:02:00.000-05:00Title: SamaraIt's not the black hair,The backwards...Title: Samara<BR/><BR/>It's not the black hair,<BR/>The backwards crawl, the drowning.<BR/>Nope. It's the static.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34993991.post-1166279818388570912006-12-16T09:36:00.000-05:002006-12-16T09:36:00.000-05:00GodzillaScreaming! Destruction!Wait, there’s… chee...Godzilla<BR/><BR/>Screaming! Destruction!<BR/>Wait, there’s… cheering? “Go-jira!”<BR/>FLASH! Stupid tourists.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34993991.post-1166279288807450632006-12-16T09:28:00.000-05:002006-12-16T09:28:00.000-05:00Evelyn, Susan’s Tempting Darker Other-Self from NU...Evelyn, Susan’s Tempting Darker Other-Self from NUDE FOR SATAN:<BR/><BR/>She nibbles my mouth<BR/>Her nude body entwines me<BR/>Why is this evil?<BR/><BR/>She’s hot for my bod,<BR/>But chuckles at Susan’s plight:<BR/>NOW what, Erection?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34993991.post-1166279131730218462006-12-16T09:25:00.000-05:002006-12-16T09:25:00.000-05:00Deadly Spider from NUDE FOR SATAN:Eight pipe clean...Deadly Spider from NUDE FOR SATAN:<BR/><BR/>Eight pipe cleaners strain<BR/>For hot Calderoni flesh.<BR/>Absurd wet nightmare<BR/><BR/>This Italian dish,<BR/>“Trapped” in my non-sticky snare<BR/>(Boy Scout made? Hang on!)<BR/><BR/>My ping pong eyes pop,<BR/>Like her breast from cheap nightie.<BR/>I hover lamelyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com