tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34993991.post6820941957592542851..comments2023-10-05T07:46:44.392-04:00Comments on And Now the Screaming Starts: Stuff: What about "Ketchup from the Black Lagoon"?CRwMhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07896615209770501945noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34993991.post-4468876780326564952007-03-28T18:23:00.000-04:002007-03-28T18:23:00.000-04:00Undertaker Ives:Though I don't see how to work in ...Undertaker Ives:<BR/><BR/>Though I don't see how to work in the Creature angle (I know I need to let it go – but think of the marketing potential with a creature remake coming out this summer!), the mix-your-own concept is a winner.<BR/><BR/>What about Franken-sauce?<BR/><BR/>It could come in a series of separate tubes and jars, each containing a different ingredient. Then customers could add flavor and spice to suit – trying out different proportions until they found one that fit.<BR/><BR/>You do the whole thing up in a mad scientist motif, slap a body-part themed name on the container of each separate ingredient, and let people go nuts.CRwMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07896615209770501945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34993991.post-87353387620353952272007-03-26T15:18:00.000-04:002007-03-26T15:18:00.000-04:00Hmmm...leaning towards "Corpse Squeezins"! That pa...Hmmm...leaning towards "Corpse Squeezins"! That paints a pretty picture...how about "Corpse Concentrate"?! It would have to be a thick sauce, a paste that you'd add vinegar to. Hell, there could be two vials in a pack, one w/ the Corpse Concentrate and the other w/ vinegar! "Corpse Concentrate-Just Add Embalming Fluid and Stir!" You'd mix-em yourself!!<BR/><BR/>"Dog Drool of the Damned!?" Although disgusting, the Ghoul Drool Green Hot Sauce IS one of my best sellers!<BR/><BR/>(Isn't this fun?!)<BR/><BR/>Stay Rotten,<BR/><BR/>Victor "The Undertaker" Ives<BR/><A HREF="Zombie@HauntedHotSauce.com" REL="nofollow">Zombie@HauntedHotSauce.com</A>Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34993991.post-15925669300817346522007-03-16T12:34:00.000-04:002007-03-16T12:34:00.000-04:00Hey, I see a bikini-ed witch chimed in as well!Tha...Hey, I see a bikini-ed witch chimed in as well!<BR/>That is so cool!<BR/>And hot!<BR/>Because you KNOW she's wearing her bikini while she's surfing the 'net as well!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34993991.post-2049981069099238832007-03-15T08:26:00.000-04:002007-03-15T08:26:00.000-04:00That is so great that Isabel Samaras and The Under...That is so great that Isabel Samaras and The Undertaker hisself stopped by and chatted!<BR/><BR/>Meanwhile:<BR/>"Steamin' Demon Semen:" EWW! <BR/>Although, mental images aside, it sounds totally cool!<BR/>And it makes me think of a tie-in with the movie and comic book for KILLER CONDOM, although, that would seem a bitter fit with a prophylactic tie-in than a hot sauce.<BR/>Hey, "better fit!" I made a funny!<BR/>(Also, technically, the condom is the monster not the, uh, dog, so the Demon Semen doesn't actually follow, in <I>this</I> case...<BR/>However, having said <I>that</I>,<BR/>it seems that the Alice Cooper film MONSTER DOG would be open to some hotdog/hot sauce lovin'... like, uh, Dog Drool of the Damned?<BR/>Eww... THAT'S disgusting, too...<BR/><BR/>"They Sauced Hitler's Brain..."<BR/>ha! That also rocks!<BR/><BR/>Dammit, Screamin' Dave! How'm I supposed to maintain my bitter animosity towards you for winning the horror haiku contest when you come up with great shit like that!?<BR/>Grrr... he growled conflictedly...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34993991.post-43371139938489415902007-03-14T17:50:00.000-04:002007-03-14T17:50:00.000-04:00Fuck, I totally ripped off your Black Lagoon joke....Fuck, I totally ripped off your Black Lagoon joke. Knew that entered my increasingly sieve-like brain from somewhere.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34993991.post-35456056898626273192007-03-14T17:48:00.000-04:002007-03-14T17:48:00.000-04:00The Sauce From The Black Lagoon.Sauce of Satan.Ste...The Sauce From The Black Lagoon.<BR/><BR/>Sauce of Satan.<BR/><BR/>Steamin' Demon Semen.<BR/><BR/>Gory Gravy.<BR/><BR/>Corpse Squeezins.<BR/><BR/>They Sauced Hitler's Brain.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34993991.post-84280293772016246342007-03-14T13:59:00.000-04:002007-03-14T13:59:00.000-04:00Screamin' Heather:Nice one. That's a better start ...Screamin' Heather:<BR/><BR/>Nice one. That's a better start than Ketchup from the Black Lagoon. There's got to be some garlic-based hot sauce out there that will serve.CRwMhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07896615209770501945noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34993991.post-74379288194181424662007-03-14T13:11:00.000-04:002007-03-14T13:11:00.000-04:00Oh that is an easy one. A hot sauce to be used aga...Oh that is an easy one. A hot sauce to be used against vampires you see. Have it have a bit of a garlic twist to it. That is my best idea. Not much I know. lolHeather Santroushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03225708725622936749noreply@blogger.com